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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Funnies

Source:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/943655-monster-hunter-tri/55355941

1: [random unrelevant information that sounds silly]
2: Haters gotta hate
3: Hunters gotta hunt
4: Monsters gotta monst

I think I will lost 5 points of IQ by just reading GFAQs everyday...

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Small update on vids, more GFAQ funniness

Already edited high rank double trouble and villiage Gigginox hammer tutorial, will do menial things like description etc soon enough. Mean while:


From: choco456
You can’t stop a Yaoi fangirl, the sheer power of their fantasies make atomic bombs look like firecrackers


Pure win...

Sunday, May 30, 2010

More MH3 GameFAQ board funnies

Source: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/943655-monster-hunter-tri/54984772

TC: Since I apparently can't buy Rations, how do I make them? What do I need to combine?

hector85:
you combine the a button + supply box. 100% chance of success unless your team mates do it faster.

MiruLisu:
Raw Meat + BBQ Spit

TC:
I don't need to learn how to make all this other crap, I want to know how to make RATIONS.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Flashbomb fun

Originated from http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/943655-monster-hunter-tri/54812885


OP: ****ing flashbombs, how do they work?

Answer #?:
Flashbombs are akin to nuclear reactions. First the bomb detonates releasing a flurry of ultraviolet light, this excess energy is then absorbed and released by particles in the air, this is how you are blinded no matter where you look.

Monsters are stunned by the intense math behind these reactions, where as hunters small brains just can't comprehend so they are only exposed to the flash.

It's quite elementary really.

Answer #?:
flashbugs are put into a clear casing, there is a switch that when pressed kills the flashbug in the casing, when a flashbug dies it releases an excessively strong blinding bright light. the hunter presses the switch and throws the bug, soon after death it emits it's flash.

Answer #?:
Flashbombs work just like non-dairy creamer.

first you take something that tastes horrible
then you combine it with something that seems like a bad idea to eat
presto, you have something that no one knows how the hell it works.


Aww, nerds are so funny.